A priest, a minister and a rabbi are discussing what they'd like their parishioners to say about them after they die. The priest says, " I'd like someone to go to my coffin and say'He was a righteous man, an honet man and a generous man.'" The minister says, " I'd like some one to go to my coffin and say 'He waas a kind man, a fair man and a good man.'" The rabbi says, " I'd like someone to go to my coffin and say, 'Look... he's moving!'"